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gabs · Black Bloc

Inspired by Inigo Wilson and his 'Lefty Lexicon' (see here http://conservativehome.blogs.com/platform/2006/08/inigo_wilson_a_.html) I asked my right-wing split personality to come up with a few definitions. Feel free to add to them

moderate christian- One who thinks homosexuals should be treated as human beings but stem cells should not. Clearly very confused

moderate muslim- one who quietly stands by while thousands of other muslims are slaughtered and oppressed. The only good kind

Political correctness gone mad- employing a black

Compassionate conservativism- Hahahahaha, stop it you're killing me. God that is too funny, oh dear, say it again. hahahaha

Liberation- Being freed from all those troublesome things like limbs, family members and houses. I mean, having to live with four walls and a roof must get so suffocating

democracy- whatever the fuck we say it is. Unrelated to number of votes cast

Hugo Chavez- Worse than Hitler. The most evil dictator South America has ever seen. Some people will tell you that he's been elected more times in free and fair elections than virtually any other world leader but these people are communists.
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naivehottie · Black Bloc

Although it is interesting how the far left love Muslims while hating Christians and Jews. Despite the fact that Muslim countries are the most right wing in the world and routine execute people for their religion or sexuality, which is perfectly acceptable to the extremist lefties if Muslims do it, as it's an important part of their culture we shouldn't mess with, but would be horrific (and I agree it would be) if George Bush did the equivalent from a 'Christian' right perspective in the USA.

I have nothing against Muslims as people, some are nice people, but Islam is and has always been inherently violent, it originally spread through violence and conquering countries and forcibly converting them to Islam (although historically Islam was far more tolerant of Christians and Jews than the fundamentalist section today are).

Most Muslims in this countrey are liberal Muslims but that doesn't mean that's what Islam is normally in Muslim countries (although some like Turkey or Malaysia aren't as bad as countries like Saudi Arabia or Iran).

Now not denying that Christianity has done just as bad things in the past (it certainly has), but nowadays with the exception of a few idiots in the USA (who are every bit as bad as Muslims doing the same) you don't get people going around bombing people in the name of 'Christianity'. Christianity wasn't founded on violence and only picked it up after Constantine and the other Romans took it up (although it really did pick it up).

Pyro · Meeting Facilitator

Pornography - Reading material designed to be held with one hand

JulienP · Black Bloc

Compassionate conservativism-pretending that we give a shit so we can get elected.
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steven · Black Bloc

I was just about to do that one!

Compassionate conservatism - some of my best friends are black/Muslim/environmentalist/[insert cause]

JulienP · Black Bloc

Compassionate Conservatism - Let's be original and do what New Labour did.
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steven · Black Bloc

Political Correctness Gone Mad - Look what they're doing! They're being fair to other people! The shits!

JulienP · Black Bloc

New Labour - Old Tory

New Labour - We can't win with our principles so we'll just use their's!
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