Oh god a Sarge's update thread.

Sergeant Kelly · Pwner Joined: 03 Apr 2009 Posts: 86 : Items

Behold! The latest in sawn-off coach gun technology!

It is guaranteed to be 50% shorter and 100% more dual wieldable! When you shoot it both you and your enemy will fly back MILES! Why use regular bullet shooting guns when you can shoot TWO double barreled shotguns?! The answer is: You won't!

Created by the same awesomeness that made the first one: Captain Xavious explicitly stated during its development "Well, imagine awesome sauce. Right? That's pretty awesome. Then you get two barrels of it and stick it side by side and cover it in maple gravy. That's about how awesome it is. "

Look at this picture! The first gun is totally smaller than the second! AMAZING!

Act now! Buy three! Buy four! Only 19.95! This offer won't last forever because I can't do this all day. Made in Germany, and you know the Germans always make good stuff.

Send all requests via PM. I accept cash or credit. [Must be 12 or older to order. Common side effects include death and death related symptoms.]

Chris · Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:44 am Post subject: Re: Oh god a new coach gun.

[HSP]Sonix · Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:26 am Post subject:

OH GOD.
Not another one.

On a related note; this is pure awesome.

(HSP)Vercingetorix · Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:49 pm Post subject:

just a note, on bwc before the match begins (during countdown), sometimes fireing the coach gun freezes my comp. Does this happen to anyone else?

Extreme · Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject:

MAYBE you should'nt fire BEFORE the match starts, ANY shotgun fired before the round starts freezes it verc, its not just you its the BWC

Oh god its like, 2 rapes sticks! If you thought that coach gun was a real kick in the ass then wait till noobs start duel wielding these babies! 4 dangerous and HARMFUL shots right into the kisser! Can't wait =P. Kick down the doors in the apartments on City17 and come in with these things!

Cower in fear City17! A new leader is taking order and will kick your ass!

see3200 · Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:07 pm Post subject:

looks ike a sawed-off shotty my dad's got one. but it's like really old and junk so i think that it's like really expensive

Sergeant Kelly · Pwner Joined: 03 Apr 2009 Posts: 86 : Items

In other news, the R9 now shoots lasers.

[HSP]Sonix · Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:34 pm Post subject:

Jesus christ Kelly, what's next?
A shoop-da-whoop gun?

Extreme · Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:30 pm Post subject:

"The R9 now shoots lazers"...

!@#$%

He should make either a ICE thrower, a smoke grenade, or a flashbang.

(HSP)Vercingetorix · Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject:

hey kelly what would be cool is a civil war cavalry sword

Sergeant Kelly · Pwner Joined: 03 Apr 2009 Posts: 86 : Items

I think the X5W Black Ops Blade is already too cool for that category.

What we really need is a constant supply of spawnable weapons for any Sarges on the server. :p

see3200 · Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:23 am Post subject:

that could be a problem with the community

Sergeant Kelly · Pwner Joined: 03 Apr 2009 Posts: 86 : Items

BERSERK PACK. Oorah.

A set of medical injectors, stim packs, and other performance boosting drugs that'll give you the ability to beat the crap out of anything or anyone in your way!

Once you pick this baby up you'll be rewarded with a set of face-crushing super fists and a berserk rage for approx 20 seconds. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[HSP]Sonix · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:21 am Post subject:

Your mom's a stimpack.

Awesome stuff kelly, got any idea on when we'll be able to paly with it? Also, if you need net-testing I'm always available for hosting.

Merrell · 2nd Admin Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 182 : Items

Does the berserk pack give your screen a red overlay like in Doom?