Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?

[[HSP]Sonix]

A fun little game to play with everyone you know!
Here's the results up to now.

[21:45] SΩnix: onestly, Why havent we had sex yet?

[21:45] SΩnix: Honestly*
[21:45] Дττ¡cus: brb I gotta shut my mom up
[21:46] Дττ¡cus: god damn dude
[21:46] SΩnix: So why haven't we had sex yet?
[21:47] Дττ¡cus: the whistles
[21:47] SΩnix: The whistles?
[21:47] Дττ¡cus: go woo woo
[21:47] SΩnix: So why haven't we had sex yet?
[21:47] Дττ¡cus: C-C-C-Condom breaker
[21:48] Дττ¡cus: Dude someone linked me a pic that almost made me throw up.
[21:48] SΩnix: Fine, whatever.
SΩnix:Thank you for participating in this research, the data will beprocessed and you will be notified of the results.

[21:51] SΩnix: [21:00] SΩnix: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
[21:00] [HSP]Extremity: o.0
[21:01] SΩnix: That's not good enough.
SΩnix:Thank you for participating in this research, the data will beprocessed and you will be notified of the results.

[15:50] Дττ¡cus: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[15:50] [HSP]Extremity: ..
[15:50] [HSP]Extremity: GTFO
[15:50] Дττ¡cus: Thats tottaly not good enough.

[21:18] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[21:19] Crazy-KSK: ?
[21:19] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[21:19] Crazy-KSK: duno
[21:20] SΩnix: Thats totally not good enough!
[21:20] Crazy-KSK: so?
[21:20] SΩnix: Okay.
[21:20] SΩnix: also, joking, obviously
[21:21] SΩnix: seeing what kind of responses i get
[21:21] Crazy-KSK: =)
[21:21] SΩnix: BUT IF I EVER GO TO GERMANY!%@#^lolol
[21:21] Crazy-KSK: =P
SΩnix:Thank you for participating in this research, the data will beprocessed and you will be notified of the results.

[21:14] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[21:14] TAW_Protodroid (QuadMk2): !!!
[21:14] SΩnix: Thats totally not good enough!
[21:15] TAW_Protodroid (QuadMk2): <Offline>

[15:55] Дττ¡cus: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
[15:56] (Cool DGT)Scripts18: ???????????
[15:56] (Cool DGT)Scripts18: im onlky 13
[15:56] Дττ¡cus: Thats totally not good enough
[15:56] (Cool DGT)Scripts18: ??????
[15:56] Дττ¡cus: in America we have sex early in life
[15:56] (Cool DGT)Scripts18: ok

[15:55] Дττ¡cus: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
[15:56] Denn: because i dont roll that way joe joe
[15:56] Дττ¡cus: Thats totally not good enough
[15:56] Дττ¡cus: c*i*k n*gg*r you still in georgia
[15:59] Denn: naw b
[15:59] Дττ¡cus: You straight cuz!?! YOU STRAIGHT?1
[15:59] Denn: yea man i can walk!
[15:59] Denn: let me go!
[16:00] Дττ¡cus: 2 foot express boby
[16:00] Denn: lol
[16:00] Дττ¡cus: not my p*n*s
[16:00] Дττ¡cus: L,OLOliohiuh;LP;PLALWOLOLOL

[21:59] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:00] Auron: ?
[22:00] SΩnix: I mean c'mon.
[22:00] Auron: errrm i dont know
[22:01] SΩnix: You MUST have a reason.
[22:01] Auron: because i dont know u?
[22:01] SΩnix: Okay, i'll take it.


[21:00] ! C h r i s: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[21:00] [HSP]Extremity: would you guys stop with that shit
[21:01] ! C h r i s: That's not good enough.

[21:59] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:00] clamshell: umm..maybe because im a virgin..and a guy
[22:00] SΩnix: That's not goodn enough...
[22:04] SΩnix: Also, i'm a chick, so i don't see why you being a guy would be a bad thing. Unless you're gay.

[21:59] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:01] CLONE ŧraCęz.: cuz im not a f*gg*t
[22:02] SΩnix: You know i'm a chick right?

[15:55] Дττ¡cus: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
[16:02] <dante589 5t0pped pL4yiN9 Hellgate: London>
[16:02] Dante: wtF?
[16:02] Dante: you on 4chan or somethin ?
[16:02] Дττ¡cus: No im on xifre and weed
[16:02] Дττ¡cus: and p*n*s
[16:02] Дττ¡cus: lolsorry
[16:02] Dante: oooook then
[16:02] Дττ¡cus: verily old chap

[15:52] Дττ¡cus: .
[15:52] chillaxxdarlin: hullo
[15:52] Дττ¡cus: So my friend wanted me to ask people..
[15:53] Дττ¡cus: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
[15:54] Дττ¡cus: Eh
[15:55] Дττ¡cus: We are just seeing peoples reactions.. thanks for totally failing
[16:00] chillaxxdarlin: Sorry, I haven't eaten all day
[16:00] chillaxxdarlin: HI daniel's friend
[16:00] Дττ¡cus: No my friend told me to ask you
[16:00] Дττ¡cus: Why haven't we had sex yet
[16:01] Дττ¡cus: And I havent eaten more than 1 meal for the last 2 weeks
[16:01] Дττ¡cus: a day
[16:01] <InC0min' k4LL pHR0m chillaxxdarlin. cliCK 7he v0ice bU770N 70 4n5Wer>
[16:01] <yOU m1553d 4 k4lL phRom chillaxxdarlin>
[16:01] <C4LL1N' chillaxxdarlin>
[16:01] <c4LL 3s748l1Sh3d 70 chillaxxdarlin (M3D1uM)>
[16:02] chillaxxdarlin: can you hear me?
[16:02] chillaxxdarlin: I just choked on a noodle!
[16:02] chillaxxdarlin: I am not
[16:03] Дττ¡cus: Yes
[16:03] Дττ¡cus: I type this because im lazy
[16:03] Дττ¡cus: So you have an answer for the question my friend asked you?
[16:04] chillaxxdarlin: Yes, Tell him to ask his hormones.
[16:04] Дττ¡cus: He says your not good enough for him. Also something about getting bent
[16:05] chillaxxdarlin: Anyway
[16:05] chillaxxdarlin: GUESS WHAT!
[16:05] Дττ¡cus: Your pregnant
[16:05] Дττ¡cus: WOOOOOOOOO ITS A BOY =OOO


[15:59] Дττ¡cus: Honestly why haven't we had sex yet?
[15:59] Дττ¡cus: Honestly why haven't we had sex yet?
[15:59] Дττ¡cus: No way old chap
[15:59] Дττ¡cus: No way old chap
[15:59] Дττ¡cus: Verily!
[15:59] Дττ¡cus: Verily!

[21:59] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:05] Denn: ?
[22:06] SΩnix: ...
[22:06] Denn: SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:06] SΩnix: Why are you always like that
[22:06] Denn: who is this
[22:06] SΩnix: f**k ALWAYS
[22:06] SΩnix: YOU MAKE ME SO f**k ANGRY
[22:06] SΩnix: GOD
[22:06] Denn: who is this
[22:06] SΩnix: ....
[22:07] <laosboy speelt niet meer Unreal Tournament 2004>
[22:07] SΩnix: If you keep pretending you don't know me i will NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN
[22:07] Denn: ok i dont kno who this is
[22:07] Denn: because you arent on my friends list
[22:07] SΩnix: Fine.
[22:07] SΩnix: Just fine.
[22:07] Denn: dont even add me ethier cause i have no idea who you are
[22:08] Denn: seriously

[21:59] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:01] CLONE ŧraCęz.: cuz im not a f*gg*t
[22:02] SΩnix: You know i'm a chick right?
[22:04] CLONE ŧraCęz.: are you a sexy chick?
[22:05] SΩnix: How the hell should i know? I guess.
[22:05] CLONE ŧraCęz.: lmao
[22:05] CLONE ŧraCęz.: u wud know
[22:05] SΩnix: Would i know? And how would i know that?
[22:06] <xxxkamikazixxx speelt niet meer World of Warcraft>
[22:06] CLONE ŧraCęz.: well you would find out
[22:06] CLONE ŧraCęz.: after i tell you
[22:07] CLONE ŧraCęz.: after you send me
[22:07] CLONE ŧraCęz.: a picture
[22:07] CLONE ŧraCęz.: =p
[22:07] SΩnix: What do you think i am, some kind of whore?
[22:12] SΩnix: Thank you for participating in this research, the data will be processed and you will be notified of the results.

[16:09] Дττ¡cus: Oh shi- you just got paradox'd by SΩnix
[16:09] Denn: who is that
[16:09] Denn: is that you noob!
[16:10] Дττ¡cus: A guy
[16:10] Denn: you n*gg*r
[16:10] Denn: who is he
[16:10] Denn: idk who he is

[22:00] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:09] «Recursive»: I dont know =[
[22:09] «Recursive»: Now shh
[22:09] SΩnix: Why do you treat me like this.
[22:10] «Recursive»: i Dunno, cant help it
[22:10] SΩnix: You need to help me, help you.
[22:10] «Recursive»: mmm
[22:10] «Recursive»: So which friend of mine do you know?
[22:11] SΩnix: dunno, i'll check
[22:11] SΩnix: Thank you for participating in this research, the data will be processed and you will be notified of the results.
[22:11] «Recursive»: oO
[22:11] «Recursive»: When do i get my results?
[22:11] «Recursive»: xD
[22:11] SΩnix: Soon.

[16:17] Дττ¡cus: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
[16:17] Дττ¡cus: Are you there my darling?
[16:17] »Zêphyr«: maybe cuz u suck
[16:18] Дττ¡cus: Why so SRS

[21:59] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:00] Auron: ?
[22:00] SΩnix: I mean c'mon.
[22:00] Auron: errrm i dont know
[22:01] SΩnix: You MUST have a reason.
[22:01] Auron: because i dont know u?
[22:01] SΩnix: Okay, i'll take it.
[22:01] Auron: lol
[22:16] SΩnix: Thank you for participating in this research, the data will be processed and you will be notified of the results.
[22:17] Auron: ok

[22:28] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:28] |:toXic:|Jjunior130: idk maybe its cuz its not the right time yet
[22:29] SΩnix: ...
[22:29] SΩnix: That's EXACTLY what you said the last few times..
[22:29] |:toXic:|Jjunior130: but the time will come
[22:29] |:toXic:|Jjunior130: u just wait
[22:29] SΩnix: FINE
[22:29] SΩnix: ffs
[22:29] |:toXic:|Jjunior130: *pats on the back*

[21:59] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:13] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: rofl
[22:13] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: idont know..
[22:14] SΩnix: Seriously though, you always do this to me.
[22:14] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: ???????
[22:14] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: who r u
[22:14] SΩnix: Oh sure, pretend you don't know me...
[22:15] SΩnix: You really make me sad some times...
[22:15] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: lmao i havent been on
[22:15] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: WHO R U
[22:15] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: DAMMI TELL ME
[22:15] SΩnix: ...
[22:15] SΩnix: Don't you... Remember me...?
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: ur not even on my friends list..
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: so no.
[22:16] SΩnix: ...
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: i have to go soon in like 2 min
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: so tell me now
[22:16] SΩnix: I'm gonna go kill myself...
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: LMAO
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: tell me omfg
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: or ill block ur ass
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: ;
[22:16] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: )
[22:17] SΩnix: You really don't know anymore?
[22:17] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: i forgot sry
[22:17] SΩnix: Oh, okay then...
[22:18] SΩnix: I'm pretty sure we met on UT once
[22:18] SΩnix: We had a few conversations, and all that..
[22:21] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[22:21] SΩnix: Scrap that.
[22:21] SΩnix: Thank you for participating in this research, the data will be processed and you will be notified of the results.
[22:22] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: wtf?
[22:22] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: ur weird
[22:22] SΩnix: I'll tell you the whole story if you have a spare minute
[22:22] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: i do
[22:22] SΩnix: oaky.
[22:22] SΩnix: So i'm asking people "Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?" to see what responses i get
[22:22] SΩnix: yours was the nicest so far.
[22:24] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: =)
[22:28] SΩnix: Pix or it did't happen
[22:28] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: NO
[22:28] SΩnix: !
[22:28] SΩnix: oops
[22:30] SΩnix: wrong chat -.-
[22:30] SΩnix: I'll close you down now, to be sure. G'bye.
[22:31] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: xD rofl k bye
[22:31] SΩnix: be she'd do it, i'd have to ask
[22:31] SΩnix: !
[22:31] SΩnix: ffs
[22:31] SΩnix: -.-
[22:31] SΩnix: bye -.-
[22:31] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: ?
[22:32] SΩnix: Nothing, nothing, just go back to sleep...
[22:33] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: rofl sleep?
[22:33] SΩnix: sations!
[22:33] SΩnix: ^#*%(^@#%
[22:34] SΩnix: You want to keep talking, don't you?
[22:36] SΩnix: =.=
[22:36] SΩnix: Don't harrass me if you don't want to harrass me.
[22:42] !Sedúçtrèss- Ms.Kittie♥: wtf ur super wieird

[21:59] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[23:35] Kinam: Honestly, I'm not sure ...
[23:35] SΩnix: Do you think i'm ugly?
[23:35] SΩnix: Is that it?
[23:35] Kinam: I couldn't tell you ...
[23:36] Kinam: it's kind of hard to have any assumptions about looks when I've never seen you
[23:36] SΩnix: It's my hair isn't it...
[23:37] Kinam: no, I don't think it's the hair ... at least not on your head ....
[23:37] SΩnix: OH YOU'RE SAYING I'M FAT IS THAT IT?!
[23:37] Kinam: hey now, I'm the one that's fat, and you know it
[23:37] SΩnix: Well then what's the problem?
[23:38] Kinam: I think it's the locale that's the problem ...
[23:38] Kinam: I mean you're way over .... um... there ...
[23:38] SΩnix: But i'm your neighbour...
[23:38] Kinam: then why don't you come on over, knock on my door ... I'll have the kids go to their room ...
[23:39] SΩnix: Thank you for participating in this research, the data will be processed and you will be notified of the results.
[23:39] Kinam: lawl
[23:39] SΩnix: Well played Kinan, well played...
[23:39] SΩnix: Kinam*, sorry.
[23:40] Kinam: yes, well played ... no worries, I'll be posting the whole chat in my Linkshell's Forums for good laughs to be had by all ^^
[23:40] SΩnix: Would you like all the other ones too?
[23:40] SΩnix: Because i'm posting this to a friend of mine... We're compiling ^^
[23:41] Kinam: heh, to another website? or something I could link to in our forums?
[23:41] SΩnix: Uh, i'll post it on HSP once i'm done, which will probably be somewhere tomorrow
[23:41] SΩnix: hell, i'll post it right now.
[23:41] SΩnix: Gimme a few minutes.
[23:41] Kinam: kk, send me a link to it when you get it in.
[23:42] SΩnix: K.

[17:37] Дττ¡cus: Honestly why haven't we had sex yet?
[17:38] Killâ: lol who r u
[17:38] Дττ¡cus: Daniel Asswipe
[17:38] Killâ: ??
[17:38] Дττ¡cus: The guy who owns you on ventrilo you cancerous shit
[17:38] Killâ: lol
[17:38] Killâ: i don't get on vent..
[17:38] Дττ¡cus: Oh your that guy who invites me to chat rooms
[17:39] Killâ: nope
[17:39] Дττ¡cus: God damn dude >_>
[17:39] Дττ¡cus: So
[17:39] Дττ¡cus: Would you have sex with me?
[17:39] Killâ: rofl
[17:39] Killâ: u homo ass fag
[17:39] Дττ¡cus: Your one of those HSP guys
[17:40] Дττ¡cus: I know just what to do with you
[17:40] Killâ: stfu and stop judging, i'm not in f**k gsp
[17:40] Дττ¡cus: Reach around with my... foot
[17:40] Дττ¡cus: You would like that wouldn't you
[17:40] Дττ¡cus: You done talking to me darling?
[17:41] Дττ¡cus: You spelt HSP wrong

[23:34] SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
[23:42] »ßlüÑtËd: ummm?
[23:43] »ßlüÑtËd: who are u
[23:43] SΩnix: DUDE.
[23:43] SΩnix: ARE YOU SERIOUS.
[23:43] »ßlüÑtËd: ??
[23:44] SΩnix: ...
[23:44] »ßlüÑtËd: ....
[23:44] »ßlüÑtËd: soo?
[23:44] SΩnix: fine, be that way
[23:45] »ßlüÑtËd: what?
[23:45] »ßlüÑtËd: i dnt remeber.. inform me
[23:45] »ßlüÑtËd: ill pron remeber
[23:45] »ßlüÑtËd: prob*

Other responses:
SΩnix: Honestly, Why havent we had sex yet?
Others: ... / wtf
Others: who are you

[[HSP]@uToPL@y]

What! No results? :lol:
To see what the opinions are about your experiment?

[[HSP]Sonix]

I'm making a note here: huge succes
Results: People will usually be unfriendly and ask you who you are instead of joking along.

[Chris]

ShadowBrain: Hey
Chris: Honnestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
ShadowBrain: right
Chris: Left.
ShadowBrain: no u
ShadowBrain: i had mcdoanlds
Chris: That's not good enough.
ShadowBrain: i know
ShadowBrain: which is why i had had small and large potion of fries
ShadowBrain: protion
ShadowBrain: portion
Chris: No, I'm talking about sex.
ShadowBrain: i'm talking about mcdonalds
Chris: That's not good enough.
ShadowBrain: your not good enough >:O
Chris: Wanna rape Sonix?
ShadowBrain: noooo
ShadowBrain: i r not gay
Chris: Should have said.

[FemBot]

[HSP]°»FemBot«°: Honestly, why haven't we had sex?
[HSP]°»FemBot«°: huh? why
[HSP]°»FemBot«°: why haven't we!!
SΩnix: cuz you didnt want to
[HSP]°»FemBot«°: that's not good enough!
SΩnix: thats what me said
[HSP]°»FemBot«°: so why wouldn't you
SΩnix: actually, you wouldn''t
[HSP]°»FemBot«°: how you know, after all your a chick, and i'm a guy
[HSP]°»FemBot«°: click like peas and soup
SΩnix: but fembot
[HSP]°»FemBot«°: no, Manbot
SΩnix: but manbot
[HSP]°»ManBot«°: what
SΩnix: the cake is a lie
[HSP]°»ManBot«°: You're kidding me
[HSP]°»ManBot«°: after all this time

[Chris]

[18:25] [HSP]°»FemBot«° (nightfang56): Why haven't we had sex yet?
[18:25] ! C h r i s (kriptonic): Because you're too tight on the matter.

[FemBot]

xP
I'm very tight on it now. lol.

[Twilight]

lol sonix