The Radish

Re: How dodgy are you?

Georgy Porgy — Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:47 pm

Author: Georgy Porgy

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:47 pm

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello� what 'ave we 'ere then�? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is�)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 50.5 Potential fine: �7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

how did anyone get 'upstanding citizen'??!!

Re: How dodgy are you?

steven — Sat May 13, 2006 10:55 am

Author: steven

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 10:55 am

Seven years in the slammer and no fines. I feel quite innocent...

Re: How dodgy are you?

flanflinger — Thu May 11, 2006 9:05 pm

Author: flanflinger

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:05 pm

No fine for me, but 65.5 years in prison.

Re: How dodgy are you?

Dear Prudence — Thu May 11, 2006 5:17 pm

Author: Dear Prudence

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:17 pm

I got 13 years in jail and a �7000 fine.

Re: How dodgy are you?

Enlightened_Bystander — Thu May 11, 2006 2:21 pm

Author: Enlightened_Bystander

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 2:21 pm

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge�

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: �0

Whilst if you answer yes to everything:

Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person� Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: �9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Re: How dodgy are you?

Sazzle — Thu May 11, 2006 12:53 pm

Author: Sazzle

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 12:53 pm

Hey I just got this :

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine� Well maybe not. Yeah its OK� Actually� Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 15.5 Potential fine: �2000

Feeling like my years as a law student are numbered

Re: How dodgy are you?

gabs — Thu May 11, 2006 12:00 pm

Author: gabs

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 12:00 pm

I only got 14 years but with the possibility of the death sentence

Re: How dodgy are you?

Teapotboy — Thu May 11, 2006 11:21 am

Author: Teapotboy

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:21 am

Oktober wrote:

Hmm, funny thing it doesn't ask about a lot of blatently criminal acts.

Yeah I suppose they thought it would be less funny to ask people "Have you ever held someone down and raped them?" "Ever held a cigarette lighter against someone's face until they were scarred for life?"

Re: How dodgy are you?

the guerilla — Thu May 11, 2006 11:04 am

Author: the guerilla

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:04 am

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge�

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: �2000

i'm disappointed i thought i would have got more, but i think its the questions they asked, if they had asked me other questions i would have done better.

Re: How dodgy are you?

Oktober — Wed May 10, 2006 10:36 pm

Author: Oktober

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:36 pm

Hmm, funny thing it doesn't ask about a lot of blatently criminal acts.

I only scored Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: �2000.

Re: How dodgy are you?

Anonymous — Wed May 10, 2006 9:32 pm

Author: Anonymous

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:32 pm

0 years in prision, �2000 fine.

Re: How dodgy are you?

Anonymous — Wed May 10, 2006 8:51 pm

Author: Anonymous

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 8:51 pm

Gay! Won't let me get onto the link ! Why do these things always happen to me ?

Re: How dodgy are you?

Posco Hamwich — Wed May 10, 2006 7:15 pm

Author: Posco Hamwich

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:15 pm

I got:

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine� Well maybe not. Yeah its OK� Actually� Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13.5 Potential fine: �7500

Not sure how that happened, but i better be careful from now on

hmmmm

Sapphrine — Wed May 10, 2006 6:16 pm

Author: Sapphrine

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:16 pm

Crooked

Ello, ello, ello� what 'ave we 'ere then�? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is�)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 50.5 Potential fine: �0

Re: How dodgy are you?

JulienP — Wed May 10, 2006 6:16 pm

Author: JulienP

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:16 pm

I got:

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door�

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: �2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Ah well never claimed I was inoccent, and nobody's perfect!!!